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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: rosetylerful, via oh-good-life)

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ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

(via whoreflakes)

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tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via pizza)

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(Source: deucebasket, via oh-good-life)

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a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

image

(Source: cosmiccas, via leopard-cub)

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cyberwank:

the prophecy
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ph4ntasmag0ria:

She gets it.
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Stop waiting for friday, for summer, for a boy to fall in love with you. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make something of the moment you’re in right now.
-(via sundaylatte)

(Source: e-stablish, via the-enchanted-mermaid)